Sit, back and let me tell you a tale, a tale of two buds, best friends, and their fortune, or mishaps, with an UFO.
While you read this, read it like you were reading an e-book on a Kindle Fire or Nook Tablet or the like. It’s interactive, meaning that whenever you come across a link, you click it and continue reading the story while it plays, kinda like an e-book.
Gather the kids, the dog, cat, or whoever, and let’s all read this story. 😉
Written by le717
First published on Triangle717.wordpress.com on March 29, 2012.
Bob and Bill are sitting in a restaurant eating.
“There’s a UFO over your head.
“That’s crazy. There is no UFO over my head. Besides, how can there be a UFO in a restaurant?”
“I don’t know how, but there is one.”
“Ok. My camera is right here. I’ll set it up and put it on self-timer.”
” You do know that you could just get up and look at the UFO, right Bill?”
“If I did that, the UFO wouldn’t be over my head anymore.”
“Good, it took. Now we just have to wait for it to develop”.
“Bob, do you know why on Earth this music is playing?”
“Nope. Neither does anyone else. Only the manager knows why it plays. Once, a guy proposed to his girlfriend, and right after his popped the question, it played. He had to wait 30 whole seconds before she said ‘Yes’.”
“Poor girl. Having to wait that long to say’ yes’.”
“Yea, but poor dude. Give her 30 seconds to think about it, and she just might have said ‘No’. Oh look, it’s done. Now, Bill, do you see the UFO over your head?”
“AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT’S A UFO! HELP ME! CALL THE POLICE! CALL NASA! Call the press, they never miss a UFO story. 😛 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!
“How was I supposed to know that was a Piñata left over from a Birthday Party before we got here?”
“You didn’t. But I should have known better than to yell like that. Now I’ve got to pay $600 bucks to the media alone for giving them a false UFO story.” 😛